Moms...
Have you ever had a really stressful day with the kids?
Then out of the blue, they say something so cute and funny and it takes all your stresses away!
Gage (above) is learning to try to tell KNOCK KNOCK Jokes... so cute!
Gage: "Knock Knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
Gage" "banana"
Me: "Banana who?"
Gage: " Peel, peel, peel" (then he makes a gobble sound as he pretend to eat the banana!)
CRACKS ME UP!
Its so cute cause he made that up on his own and it almost makes some sense, at age 3!
LOVE HIM ♥
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Gavin (above) was talking to Gage the other day,
Gage wasn't paying to much attention to Gavin so he was like "Huh?" a couple times.
Gavin got annoyed with Gage's attention span and told him,
"Gage, I think you have short SPERM memory loss!"
OMgoodness, I NEVER laughed so hard in my life!
After I recovered, I said about 4 times, "Short TERM memory loss, short TERM...!"
Wow, I know for a fact that the only time Gavin had heard the word SPERM has been in referring to SPERM whales; he watches animal shows a lot!
Just totally out of no where did the SPERM word fly out!
Then I had a thought that in a couple years, I'm gonna have to have the "BIRDS and the BEES" talk with him, AI YI YI!!! NOT READY FOR THAT!
My sweet innocent minded Gavin still believes mommy that God puts the baby in mommy's tummy and mommy has surgery so the baby can be born!
I'm grateful that none of the kids at school have begun to discuss any of this either!!
WHEEEEW!!!
Do you have any MONDAY FUNNIES TO share??
Noelle ♥
14 comments:
Thanks hun for the morning funnies! Totally darling! I don't want the bird and bees talk yet either. Keep them innocent as long as possible. I can't wait for the boys to get their package!!!! LUVS, jenn
You are just silly! I use to use that cabbage patch routine for a little while! My kids never fully bought it but your finny conversations made me smile today! :)
I love the made up knock knocks. It takes my Grandson Gavin a little while to come up with one but we all go along.
Thanks for sharing.
Oh man, that is hilarious!!
Out of the mouth of babes! lol When I was little I always assumed that babies came out of the belly button! lol Then, the first time I saw a picture of a man's "ahem", I thought to myself, no way a guy is putting THAT in my belly button!!! True story! hehe xoxo
Funny!!!
Though Many males I think may have that Memory loss!!! *wink*****
Oh Noelle! I'm so glad I wasn't drinkin' a latte when I read this post. If I had my computer probably would have had to go in for a checkup after I spilled (spewed) my coffee all over it. This is a classic! I laughed so loud it brought hubs over to check it out - then he started snortin'.
I'll have to tell the tale of Baby Bee and pinenuts some time.
Gage and his knock knock joke is just adorable!!
Gage's joke is so cute! Love it!
Short sperm memory loss cracks me up! At least your kids think the tummy has surgery so the baby can come out. My second born asked, "Do babies come out of the butt?" No, they're just a pain in the butt! When I asked where he had gotten that from he said he saw a giraffe being born (on video) at school and it came out of the momma's butt. I'm not even going to touch that one for a few years!
OMG...too cute! Your boys are just so adorable! I remember having the "talk" with Cassie...she was so easy to tell. My ex was supposed to tell Mark...not sure how he said it...lol!
Have a great day!
Hugz,
Michele
Haha! Too funny!
Too funy!!!! Sperm memory!!!
Funny little guys!!! And oh so cute! Love,Mom
LOL enjoy the pool!!
Hugs, Lisa
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